If you play poker frequently, you've probably shed a tear or two over a game. Poker jokes can help you laugh off a bad beat and make your poker mates laugh.  Here are a few jokes you can tell in a room full of online poker players.


There are jokes regarding the rules of Texas Holdem, so your pals will be well-versed in the online poker game.

1. Tina, Raj’s sister's friend, strolled in while Johnny was sitting at the dining room table playing poker with his dog Tommy. Tina noticed that the dog could put his bets, raise his hand and call everything.  She was so taken aback that she told Raj, "Wow, Tommy must be the smartest dog on the planet!" ” “No, he's very stupid,” Johnny said.  He wags his tail whenever he gets a good hand! ”
   
   
2. Manoj was a terrible poker player, but he was completely enamoured with the game. Almost every night, he would go out to play poker. Manoj would return home late every night and his wife Maya would inquire as to how much weight he had dropped.  Manoj would sigh and fumble around for justifications.  Maya would chastise Manoj for his poker habit every day and Manoj would swear not to play the following night. 
   
   However, he'd be out until late the next night as well.  Manoj failed to return home at midnight one night.  He wasn't home at the time.  Maya spent the entire night pacing around the home.  Manoj finally dragged himself through the door at six o'clock in the morning.  Maya did nothing but stare. “Last night, Maya,” he confessed, “I did the most heinous thing.  I went to a pub and met a pretty young lady there.
   
   
   We talked while I bought her a drink.  One thing led to another and before we knew it, we were kissing.  Then we went up to her hotel room, where I apologised profusely for cheating on you, Maya. “Yeah right, how much did you lose last night?” “I hope you'll be able to forgive me someday.” ”
   
   
3. Andy was playing poker with his friends, and they were constantly raising the stakes. Finally, Andy went all-in for Rs.5,000 and was dealt a terrible beat. Andy had a heart attack and died when he realised he'd lost.  To select who would have to inform Andy's wife, the guys drew cards.  Sam took the two hearts from the deck.   He called Andy's wife, Gina, with a knot in his throat and told her that Andy had lost Rs. 5,000 in a poker game. “Tell that good-for-nothing to die,” I said, “and I'll deliver the message!”
   
   
4. In Father O'Leary's church, Father O'Leary, Reverend Pollack, and Rabbi Weiss are playing Texas Hold'em when a parishioner, who also happens to be a cop, steps in. “Father, were you playing poker?” the cop asks his priest, who is upset. ”  No, says Father O'Leary, with a solemn shake of his head. “Did you gamble, Reverend Pollack?”  When the cop inquires, Reverend Pollack responds, "No, I wasn't." “Rabbi, were you playing poker?” the cop inquires of Rabbi Weiss. “With whom?” the rabbi asks, shrugging.

These jokes can be used to lighten the mood at your next poker game.