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Dinner for two: 5 tips on how to have sex on the table

Sex on the table is not inferior in popularity to intimacy on the floor. But unlike the latter, he is the cause of terrible injuries when lovers do not follow certain rules. Don't repeat these mistakes.

Take off the tablecloth

Even if it is rubberized, for two naked and wet bodies, it turns into a terribly slippery roller coaster. It is only worse when the tablecloth is made of textiles. It glides on the table surface and leaves disgusting marks on the skin.

Move the table against the wall

Otherwise, there is a risk that the legs will slip, and you and the man will find yourself on the floor. It may sound funny, but it actually hurts a lot. Therefore, relatively speaking, when planning sex on the table (because we know that it usually happens spontaneously), make sure that he, and therefore you, have support.

Avoid glass and sharp surfaces

If you only knew how many couples suffered, forgetting about this rule! Glass, even the most durable one, can easily not withstand two adults, and sharp wooden boards leave scratches and dozens of splinters on your body. Don't even try to imagine how unpleasant it is.

Remove unnecessary items from the table

Leave only condoms, lubricants and yourself on it. It is only in porn movies that secretaries have sex with their boss on a laptop, a folder with documents and a broken cup. It is very dangerous to do this in real life. When you and your partner are infused with passion, any object can hurt both you and him.

Use a pillow or blanket

A hard surface is the root of sex evil on the floor and table. It presses on the knee, then on the elbows, then on the kobchik. To slightly reduce the discomfort, place pillows or a blanket under your buttocks and lower back. Just don't spread the covers all over the table. The result will be the same as with a textile tablecloth.

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